Smart Johnny

Johnny asked his dad for a Bike on his 10th birthday. His dad tells him "Sorry Johnny but due to the Economic crisis we can't, Mom just got laid off and we are struggling with our $300,000 mortgage".

The next morning the Father sees Johhny heading out the door with his suitcase, so he says "Son, where you going?"

Johnny replies "Well I walked pass your room last night and I heard you telling Mom you were pulling out and she told you to wait because shes coming too. You're crazy if you think I'm sticking around here by myself with a $300,000 mortgage and no Bike. I'm Outta here!"

Only God knows....

For those who need to know the difference between Sin and Shame.....While it may be a Sin to put it in, it's definitely a Shame to pull it out.